Are Hillbillies real people?

Hillbillies deserve to be real people because:

1) They dont smell as bad as Michael Downs

2) They arnt gay like Ben Hornby

and 3) They cant be all bad cos im one

Hillbillies deserve only to die because:

1) They might not stink as bad as Michael Downs but man they stink

2) They live in a scatty trailer(the meffs)

and 3) They are French!!